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Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in ‘Dune’ Remake

Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team

Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties

Boba Fett Movie Rumored to be 90 Minutes of Climbing Out of Sarlacc Pit in Real Time

Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy

God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” In Exported File Name

Skaters Outraged After THPS Warehouse Converted to Luxury Apartments

Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game at Modder’s Front Door

Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own

Raccoon Police Department Bans Controversial “Move While Aiming” Technique

Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Fails to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned On all the Lights

New Spencer’s Gifts Policy Requires Adults Be Accompanied by Thirteen-Year-Old

Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat

Overly Cautious D&D Group Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions

Confused Gamer Can’t Find Sniper Option on Army Enlistment Form

Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With

Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss

Sloth Furry Arrives Three Days Late to Convention

Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper out of Retirement for One Last Scold

Woman Disappointed Her Date Looks Nothing Like Her Cutscenes

Civilization VI Player Weighing Foreign Policy Decisions More Heavily Than Actual Leader of U.S.

Amazon Gamifies Warehouse Work so If You Mess up 3 Times, You Die

Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole (Guest Post by Optimus Prime)

Newly Created US Space Force Ganked by EVE Online Player With $3,000 Ship

Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sports Equipment a “Nike”

Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping in Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row

Visibly Disappointed Andy Serkis Unwraps Yet Another Mo-Cap Suit For Birthday

Democrats in Disarray After President Trump Tweets That US Constitution Isn’t Canon

Game Heartbroken After Realizing You Were Only Playing Because of Free Trial Weekend

Logan Paul Apologizes for Controversial Unboxing Video

Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person

Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?

Trump Drops Surprise Announcement of New 325-Million Player Battle Royale

ASCII Artist Sells Out by Taking That Huge GameFAQs Walkthrough Gig

Ranked: Top 1 Giant Space Worms In Star Wars: Episode V

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